New Password

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days. 

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: ok, roses 

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose
Website: you cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose
Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: you must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1FuckingPrettyRose
Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.